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Above: A fun view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln
July 27, 2016
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Frontierland Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic growths or stomach, blood, brain, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- Strollers are not compatible with this thrill ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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