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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln dark ride during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln
December 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Ten thumbs down
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Sodas." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the College Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could sing to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
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