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A fun view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps

Above: A fun view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 27, 2016
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Frontierland Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.

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