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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln
May 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically little glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a scientific replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of booklets.
- Minimum height 38".
- Guest in front must be at least 52" tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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