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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln ride, November 30, 1958, 4:44 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln
April 18, 1970
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Zero and a smidge stars (by "The Pen" Facebook page)
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Showcase Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 24".
- During any hail, this ride may close unexpectedly.
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