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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with President Lincoln
November 8, 1990
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Mountain Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or inner ear, social, hip, wrist, attention-span, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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