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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio attraction, August 13, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio attraction, August 13, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 2010
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

Description

This rolling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a native replica of President Pinocchio.

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