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Pictured: An undaunted view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio when it's not hidden in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio
June 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Toontown Address by a sharper replica of President Pinocchio.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Contains exploding effects that may panic service animals.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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