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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pinocchio
June 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're blue)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by an used replica of President Pinocchio.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, find something more magical.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from famous fairytales.
- The robotic Pinocchio figure was put together using a real Pinocchio DNA sample.
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