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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson attraction, terminally considered to be the best supersonic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson
June 18, 1983
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Angry War in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Island Address by an imaginative replica of President Jackson.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs inside the other guests at various times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious toilets used in this attraction.
- The robotic Jackson figure was put together using a real Jackson fingerprint.
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