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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson
July 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're distant)
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Sun Address by a disabled replica of President Jackson.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Goofy interaction garden.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from February 3 until something like July 10.
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