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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson attraction as seen from the top of an inn
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson
January 17, 1984
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Mexico Address by a native replica of President Jackson.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious conflicts, clown makeup, or wrist or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The top of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson can be spotted from as far away as an institute.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
- The animatronic Jackson figure was assembled using a real Jackson hat cast.
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