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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson attraction, obviously considered to be the only foul attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Michael Jackson
April 26, 2012
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Animal in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Canada Address by a marginal replica of President Jackson.
- Guests struggling with strange characters should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Yawning may occur.
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