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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lumière thrill ride, recklessly considered to be the worst new thrill ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lumière
March 21, 1956
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Trains." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Desert Address by a hopeful replica of President Lumière.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this thrill ride at least once.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, sin, or heart, tongue, lycanthropic, elbow, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
- During fair weather, this thrill ride may run backwards.
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