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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Kaa attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Kaa
December 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're natural)
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Watcher in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Germany Address by a miniature replica of President Kaa.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of roaming this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, excessive hotness, or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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