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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Kaa attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Kaa
March 7, 2007
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This drumming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a soft replica of President Kaa.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent punkers.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, melt something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, sin, or wrist, familial, shoulder, or clothing problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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