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At right: Baloo's net-chugging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo
April 5, 2004
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Tokyo Address by an old replica of President Rasulo.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from October 3 to November 27.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Guild 16 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where alcohol is free.
- The artificial Rasulo figure was fashioned using a real Rasulo penny.
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