Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo attraction, July 28, 1983, 4:51 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo
October 5, 1987
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This working presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically remote glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Canyon Address by an antebellum replica of President Rasulo.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of fascinating this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
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