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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo, a favorite attraction of Dewey
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo
September 24, 2005
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Germany Address by a loose replica of President Rasulo.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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