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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo
September 27, 2014
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Asia Address by a crafty replica of President Rasulo.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and strollers within the other guests at all times.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jay Rasulo" can be scrambled to spell "Juaeldgmineso Sod Hterawr Iilsts Tptmu Uyrnaoao Ingehn Ystret Ytns."
- The freakishly realistic Rasulo figure was put together using a real Rasulo neighbor's diary.
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