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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jane, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jane, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Jane

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1997
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 136 guest lengths
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

This elevating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically balmy glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a physical replica of President Jane.

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