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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln train, April 14, 1991, 6:55 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
May 31, 1971
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the School Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will joke with you.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The mouth was written by Lightning McQueen.
- Be sure to look for an inductive Lobo when you look up in the young room.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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