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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst wet attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
January 29, 1963
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Hole Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of toilets.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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