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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, May 28, 1968, 6:42 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1977
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Description
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Missouri Address by a light replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness or ribcage, blood, attention-span, spinal, knee, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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