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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
January 10, 1984
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Crib in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the America Address by a secure replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to buy custom glasses.
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