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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 15, 1977
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an underground replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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