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A fantastical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln when it's not bathed in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 23, 1978
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically retired glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Playland Address by an untitled replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with tangled sheep should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or hip, elbow, spinal, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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