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Above: Merlin Jones' sailor-intriguing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
December 25, 1977
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Parade Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
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