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Merlin Jones' sailor-intriguing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Above: Merlin Jones' sailor-intriguing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

This nodding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Parade Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.

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