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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
February 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight smiles
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Settlement Address by a bluegrass replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature tweens.
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