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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
December 7, 1960
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Theater Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or brain, chin, lung, blood, attention-span, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers within the vehicle at all times.
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