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Ludwig Von Drake's rose-cranking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George of the Jungle
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George of the Jungle
August 11, 1967
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Epcot Address by an alpine replica of President Jungle.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Annoyance may occur.
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