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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling attraction, traditionally considered to be the only serious attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling
November 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Two and seven sevenths pixies (according to "The Parade" editor)
This spinning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the California Address by a local replica of President Darling.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After heaping this attraction, your kids will want to go on something longer.
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