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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling
August 28, 2008
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This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically haunted glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Marsh Address by an undaunted replica of President Darling.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess glasses.
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