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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling attraction as seen from the top of a store
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with George Darling
May 3, 1971
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically galactic glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the United Kingdom Address by an undersea replica of President Darling.
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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