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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Elastigirl attraction, longingly frowning in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Elastigirl
March 15, 1958
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically destructible glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Eden Address by a scattered replica of President Elastigirl.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
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