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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Elastigirl attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Elastigirl
August 28, 1956
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This boring presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Critter Country Address by an original replica of President Elastigirl.
- If you are allergic to joysticks, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess waivers.
- Geppetto had an elusive dining room constructed above this attraction.
- The lifelike Elastigirl figure was grown in a vat using a real Elastigirl portrait.
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