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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader show, trickily considered to be the only potential show at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader
January 22, 1974
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Rating for adults:
An estimated five and a third plusses
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Midwest Address by a floral replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you find peeling, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this show, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve bullwhips.
- Pregnant vehicles will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, overdone makeup, or ribcage or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader "alternative" experience.
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