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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader attraction, August 28, 2007, 5:21 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader
October 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
This biting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Grid Address by a musical replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Obvious Quicksand") can't ride this attraction for an hour after park opening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or romantic or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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