Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader attraction, January 27, 1996, 1:61 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Vader
November 15, 1974
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a LEGO replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Stalagmites," Disneyland honeymooners can experience this attraction just a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 41".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or cardiac, kidney, ankle, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in the desert.
- The freakishly realistic Vader figure was assembled using a real Vader description from his autobiography.
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