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A striped view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Count Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Count Lincoln
May 15, 2014
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Melodyland Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Practical Pig photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant volunteers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, social, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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