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Ursula's dad-rousing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Constable Lincoln

Above: Ursula's dad-rousing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Constable Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Constable Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 27, 1978
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the History Address by an elite replica of President Lincoln.

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