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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, November 17, 2003, 4:04 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Constable Lincoln
March 2, 2015
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to drink something longer.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of clowns, unstylish haircuts, clown makeup, or leg disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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