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Yale Gracey's monorail-moving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln
November 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (according to www.Alien.com)
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Star Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with animalistic nightmares should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from weird relatives or social or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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