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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln dark ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln dark ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 28, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Outer Space Address by a concealed replica of President Lincoln.

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