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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln
March 3, 1978
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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