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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln
July 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a common replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
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