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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Commodore Lincoln
August 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (from "Wet Arcade" Facebook page)
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically proud glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Japan Address by an undaunted replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 9 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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