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A humorous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
August 15, 1988
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Eden Address by a live replica of President Cow.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and heavily bearded).
- Coincident to a 1963 reopening, new technology was added to the exit area.
- The freakishly realistic Cow figure was created using a real Cow face mask.
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