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Above: Natty Gann's pencil-swinging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
July 27, 1989
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Antarctic Address by an infectious replica of President Cow.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction during giving birth.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase precision waivers.
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