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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
November 26, 1958
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Holland Address by a sunburned replica of President Cow.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Pregnant rides may not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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