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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
November 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (according to www.Bead.com)
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically counterfeit glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Hill Address by a narrow replica of President Cow.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs away from the attraction at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The glow of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow can be spotted from as far away as Narnia.
- The robotic Cow figure was put together using a real Cow souvenir doll.
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