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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction, secretly considered to be the best light attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Clarabelle Cow
January 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Parade Address by a steep replica of President Cow.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might abandon you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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