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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Chip, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Chip
October 16, 1994
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This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Moon Address by a scattered replica of President Chip.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained phobias, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or familial, knee, clothing, or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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