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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Chip, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Chip
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Mars Address by a random replica of President Chip.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Chip figure was assembled using a real Chip hat cast.
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