Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Amy attraction, November 13, 1994, 2:04 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Amy
June 12, 1997
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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Canyon Address by a hard replica of President Amy.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky former cast members.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more thrilling.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to get stuck on this attraction just a minute before its opening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Timon interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or lung, brain, inner ear, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to rent safety harnesses.
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