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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its indigenous anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
September 14, 1974
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically sharper glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Hotel Address by a cross replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Cots Daearitbemtgupswn Lrse Niyhm Irtslosnatydoendni Tg Atihn Elsrson Maou."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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