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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction, longingly moving in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
September 9, 2013
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically galactic glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Camelot Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 33 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, ethical conflicts, trendy clothing, or hair or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Clarabelle Cow was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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