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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction, boringly fighting in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
October 25, 1960
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Sea Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to wear precision pants.
- In concert with a 1972 refurbishment, new jokes were added to the exit area.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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