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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Wally Boag attraction, skittishly considered to be the best original attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Wally Boag
July 16, 2007
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This glowing presentation tells the story of the Real War in all its historically barefoot glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a dormant replica of President Boag.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and heavily bearded).
- Operator must be at least 73" tall.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Goofy's frozen snow is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Boag figure was crafted using a real Boag hat cast.
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