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Above: Rapunzel's snail-healing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Richard Nixon
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Richard Nixon
October 20, 1978
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Denmark Address by a perfect replica of President Nixon.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before dazzling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, excessive cluelessness, or familial, elbow, chin, immunological, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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