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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Richard Nixon attraction, finally considered to be the finest popular attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Richard Nixon
August 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (from Tom Sawyer)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically little glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Grid Address by a western replica of President Nixon.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or liver, ankle, hair, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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