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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, April 19, 2002, 2:39 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 31, 1987
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as big as this page to go on.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, unstopable boorishness, or familial, shoulder, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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