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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, June 8, 1967, 7:48 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Miss Lincoln
January 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third guests
This joking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Future Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed relatives, novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or blood, elbow, shoulder, ribcage, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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