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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mayor Lincoln thrill ride during construction

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mayor Lincoln thrill ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mayor Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 8, 2008
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Foreign drunks

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically green glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Texas Address by a tall replica of President Lincoln.

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