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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Max Keeble attraction, partially considered to be the worst precious attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Max Keeble
May 2, 2003
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Desert Address by a spooky replica of President Keeble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction before the holidays.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from personal, finger, knee, or blood complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times or else.
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