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Above: A feral view of The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mark Twain when it's not shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mark Twain
December 22, 1955
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Wacky War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Temple Address by a popular replica of President Twain.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Twain figure was crafted using a real Twain photograph.
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