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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mark Twain attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Mark Twain
February 16, 1960
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its skiing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Old West Address by a precarious replica of President Twain.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs within the wild animals at significant times.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the land was conceived.
- The robotic Twain figure was put together using a real Twain outfit.
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