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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, April 11, 1989, 9:12 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
April 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Orange County Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 26".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
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