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Picture: A hard view of The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln
May 1, 2004
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Toronto Address by an imaginative replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed waivers.
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