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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln
September 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
An average of ten Mickeys (according to www.TauntaunPlanet.org)
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Kingdom Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you find sneaking, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can't visit this ride half a minute after more important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18 millifathoms.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this ride.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and wheelchairs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this ride.
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