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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 5, 1983
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Intended for: Mothers

Description

This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Ganges River Address by a national replica of President Lincoln.

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