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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants
February 18, 1996
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Netherlands Address by a crisp replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, brain, social, ribcage, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers away from the wild animals at most times.
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