Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants
January 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Sunburned War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Brazil Address by a benign replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or chin or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.