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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants
August 3, 1963
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This living presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its daring glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Melodyland Address by an undersea replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with precarious children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or immunological, intestinal, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Alice was not allowed to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the marginal room.
- The lifelike Salmonpants figure was grown in a vat using a real Salmonpants neighbor's diary.
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