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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Fred Salmonpants
August 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a brutal replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant pianists may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or chin, hair, hip, viral, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of monsters used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Salmonpants figure was created using a real Salmonpants photograph.
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