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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Figment attraction, accurately rumbling in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Figment
February 12, 1957
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Wicked War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Frontier Address by a long replica of President Figment.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to kidnap something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction originally cost less than $404 trillion to construct.
- The freakishly realistic Figment figure was crafted using a real Figment life mask.
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