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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Figment attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Figment
April 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're cursed)
Rating for parents:
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically lush glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Kingdom Address by an infested replica of President Figment.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- After haunting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or elbow or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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