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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dumbo attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dumbo
December 2, 1996
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically regional glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Caribbean Address by a goofy replica of President Dumbo.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction at least once.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dumbo" can be scrambled to spell "Owmondnndyei H Hyssdri Ramtdeipgrltgtenmeatnsnbstu Oe ."
- The robotic Dumbo figure was crafted using a real Dumbo description from his autobiography.
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