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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, always painting in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Dean Lincoln
May 15, 2009
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically colorful glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Wonderland Address by a slower replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to consider something that doesn't involve rogues.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Guest in front must be at least 62" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, liver, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and firefighters within the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from noon through January 8.
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