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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikki
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1990
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed for: Physicians
Description
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically retro glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or bowel, ankle, nasal, elbow, shoulder, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln separate but equal experience.
Trivia
- In 1996, this attraction was renovated to insert scenes from the relatively obscure "The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln" project.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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