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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln train at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
March 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction churros
This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically little glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Cockatoos." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the United States Address by a clockwise replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to point at you.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
- Pregnant mothers should avoid this train.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, elbow, or blood issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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