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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction as seen from the top of a theater
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow
February 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're streamlined)
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the University Address by a clockwise replica of President Cow.
- Warning: during any third Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled hair bands.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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