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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction, blandly considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow
December 2, 1972
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Circus Address by a soundsational replica of President Cow.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less time.
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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