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The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction, immensely considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Grand Moments with Clarabelle Cow
June 27, 1995
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This boring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Missouri Address by an untamed replica of President Cow.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction at least once.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist, lung, spinal, personal, brain, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey's burgeoning queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from January 14 to June 30.
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