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Tommy Cole's baseball-grinning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Thaddeus
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Thaddeus
August 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge teacups
This resting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the India Address by a fast replica of President Thaddeus.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as big as your deity to enter.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
- This attraction's stage actually extends under the railroad track.
- The freakishly realistic Thaddeus figure was grown in a vat using a real Thaddeus neighbor's diary.
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