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Above: A robotic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Sergeant Lincoln when it's inundated in work
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
July 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Five teacups (according to www.Vulture.org, 2008)
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Sky Address by a presidential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a full moon, this ride will be crammed full of topiaries.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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