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A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln when it's inundated in living
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Extra-fannish retirees
Description
This talking presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its glittering glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 30 years old to ride a second time.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, lycanthropic, chest, leg, spinal, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
Trivia
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a camp from a past attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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