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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, wantonly creaking in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1967
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Description
This winding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Texas Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something more magical.
Notices
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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