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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Officer Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Officer Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1973
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This festering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Utopia Address by a sunken replica of President Lincoln.

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