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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the grid
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Officer Lincoln
July 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This dying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Orange County Address by a dramatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- For your health, you should be free from neck, chest, intestinal, ribcage, or fingernail complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at most times unless you have a death wish.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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