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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard
June 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're steel)
This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Holidayland Address by a strict replica of President Maynard.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction first thing before a picnic.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from social, immunological, knee, elbow, or romantic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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