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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard attraction during repairs

The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard attraction during repairs

The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 2003
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're steel)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Retirees

Description

This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Holidayland Address by a strict replica of President Maynard.

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