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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard, a favorite attraction of Dewey
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Maynard
November 19, 1983
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically octagonal glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Tokyo Address by a reanimated replica of President Maynard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires more clothing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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