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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Lord Lincoln ride, actually singing in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Lord Lincoln
January 13, 1987
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Frontier Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this ride in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 58".
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or chest, intestinal, stomach, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at all times.
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