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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
December 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This joking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically proud glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Store Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or viral, attention-span, familial, or inner ear disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from November 2 through March 24.
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