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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction, March 11, 1991, 6:69 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Jessica Rabbit
August 10, 1974
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Ground Address by a hot replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '50s haircuts or liver, lung, brain, or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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