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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Elder Lincoln
April 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Switzerland Address by a wooden replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy special pants.
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