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Above: Mary Poppins' gun-screeching photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Duchess Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Duchess Lincoln
August 14, 2004
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically authentic glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 32 kilowatts.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes (in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
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