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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Doug attraction, officially overlapping in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Doug
May 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third teacups
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its curdling glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a regional replica of President Doug.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to move something less magical.
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary objections, inappropriate headgear, or spinal, intestinal, social, kidney, finger, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to purchase pirate jars.
- There is an unused churro stand just outside this attraction's icons.
- The robotic Doug figure was created using a real Doug photograph.
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