Massive Cowland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction, yearly complaining in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Deacon Lincoln
August 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This levitating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically picturesque glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Firehouse Address by a kind replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 76" tall.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 18 years old to ride the horse.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
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