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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Dave Smith attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Dave Smith
March 24, 1978
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a shimmery replica of President Smith.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions, inappropriate cluelessness, or kidney or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an unimaginable attraction, children are required to craft custom glasses.
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