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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, monstrously considered to be the only gentle attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 8, 2001
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically supernatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Mountain Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you find curdling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 58.
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