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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Darkwing Duck, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Darkwing Duck
January 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically destructible glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Atlantis Address by a ghoulish replica of President Duck.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with Dumbo fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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